Friday, March 7, 2008

It's the last day

In a few short hours, at midnight, my sixty-second year will come to a close and I will begin my sixty-third year of living. So far, the trip has been fairly good. I've had a few bumps along the way but mostly, it's been a pretty smooth ride.

I have had a broken heart (more than once), broken bones, (more than once), broken dreams: married and divorced after twenty years, married and divorced again, after a minute. (yes, I said a minute): experienced the deaths of both parents, a brother, a sister, my first great-granddaughter, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins, good friends, in-laws and outlaws: lost two jobs, I loved, due to "downsizing": been broke ($0), been broken, known disappointment and been discouraged at times, all of this adding to the tapestry of my life.

Better yet, I was raised, with my seven brothers and sisters, by a very loving, hard-working, and intelligent mother, grew up with lots of friends and fun, was born in Idaho, USA, (what could be better than that), attended great schools with great teachers, have never been unable to find a good job, have four great kids, six wonderful grand kids, sons-in-law who are awesome, a fabulous little great-grandson, an interesting life partner, a dream job, an almost new vehicle, a very comfortable home, money in the bank, my independence and free will, health insurance, a good retirement fund, my brain still functions with some clarity, and finally I'm still alive and kickin', thanks to pretty good health. What more could a girl ask for, except maybe another twenty or more years to explore life and a diet that works.

Tomorrow is my birthday, and to make it even better, I have the next five days off! What am I going to do, you ask. Well, I've had this great urge to enjoy some hysterical laughter, maybe a little mischief, and some fabulous food. Therefore, I am driving to Pasco, WA to see my sister, MaryHell, who will provide all of the above. Her daughter, Sis, is having a birthday on the 10Th, so MaryHell is creating a party for both of us. My niece, Karen, whom I haven't seen for nearly three years, will be there too. Let me tell ya, she is a kick in the pants, so it will definitely be a few days of merriment for all. I plan to take my camera along, so maybe when I'm back, I'll have some pictures and stories to share, That is, if all goes well and the river don't rise. Until next week............................

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Boy, was I embarrassed!

Shy Whistler Ever had one of those excruciatingly embarrassing moments? I had a DOOZY today.

As I have stated previously, I know just enough about computing to be slightly dangerous. Keep this in mind as I continue with this confession

Near the end of the day, I was in my office preparing to type a document in Word. I set my font style, etc, then began entering text. There appeared to be a problem when, after each word I typed, a dot would appear. "What the heck is that?", I thought as I was pushing every button I could see, trying to make them go away. I deleted the words, tried again with the same result. Hmmm. OK, I thought, I'll just exit without saving, then try in a new page. Didn't work.

I decided that before I blew the thing up, I would call one of my college students up to my office to help, knowing they were raised on computers. I erased the text as I was talking to Wayne, who said he would be up shortly. It occurred to me I should have something to show him when he arrived , so I started typing again.

Bear with me as I regress a little. When I was in Junior High, I enrolled in Typing I, which I later hated because it was sooooo boring. One of our practice exercises was to repeatedly type a particular, required sentence. The purpose of this particular sentence was to force us to use all fingers, on both hands, and the correct keys for each finger. In addition, we would hopefully, learn to type by feel, rather than looking at the keys. OK, back to today's typing experience.

For some unknown reason, my fingers remembered that sentence. I had typed a few words when the Buckman, my Assistant, came into my office, walking up behind my chair to ask a question. I quit typing, turning to face him. He started saying something when he suddenly stopped, a devilish grin appearing on his face, and said, "WHAT the hell are you writing about?" Puzzled, I turned back to my screen to see what he was seeing.

Now is the time for all good men to come, it read.

"Oh, my gawd!", I thought, as I spoke the remaining words of the sentence to him and, feeling the hot flushing of my cheeks. He waved his hand at me with an "I can't deal with this right now." motion. He left in a hurry, trying to hide his laughter, holding his mouth with his hand.

With lightning speed, I completed the sentence...to the aid of his countrymen... just as Wayne walked into the office

Wayne found the problem, fixed it, then showed me the whys and wheres. At least I did learn something new about the computer.

I am certain, that before the day ends tomorrow, somewhere in those secret places of the store where the "boys" meet to talk their Man Talk, my embarrassing moment will be the topic of discussion and creator of much laughter. However, I will hold my head high, pretending nothing happened, when each one I meet throughout the day, will undoubtedly give me that devilish, raised eyebrow look as they greet me.

Wish I could find a blusher of the same color my cheeks wore today. It was sooo natural looking. Ain't life grand.............................................................

Monday, March 3, 2008

My Big Brother












While rumaging through some old papers, I ran across the 2001 newspaper clipping of my brother Bob's obituary. It brought back many years of memories of his life to me. Stories too numerous to tell so I will post here, some of those memories.



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  • He was an unmerciful tease
  • He was loving and kind

  • He was handsome and charming

  • He was a gentleman to everyone

  • He loved every family member unconditionally

  • He was the first and last person who ever spanked my butt, and I deserved it

  • He gave me twenty bucks for getting straight "A's" on one of my report cards. It was like getting a million dollars in 1957

  • He was "Uncle Bob" to every little kid he met

  • He loved kids!

  • Women loved him-a "there's something about him" type of guy

  • He loved and honored his Mother until the day he died

  • He was generous to a fault

  • He bought me the first "restaurant" meal of my life, when I was ten

  • He believed in the rights of the "working" man and spent his adult life working to improve them

  • He preached, to his younger siblings, the value of an honest days work

  • He was a Father figure in my life

  • He was the first one there the day I broke my leg

  • He was at the hospital when each of my babies were born

  • He let me take his precious 55 Caddie cruzin' when I was in High School

  • He owned and drove a Harley in his youth

  • He loved to dance, especially with my Mom

  • He served as an Idaho State Senator

  • He attended the Harvard School of Labor Relations

  • He served as director of the Idaho State Department of Labor and Industrial Services

  • He served as President of the AFL-CIO for the State of Idaho

  • He was director of the International Union of the Operating Engineers, serving 11 Western states

  • He served as a consultant in the Idaho, Utah and Montana Legislatures

  • He loved to fish, hunt and camp with his family

  • He was happiest when he was at our large family gatherings

  • He loved to build things, always having a project going

  • He had a great sense of humor and loved telling funny stories

  • He had no patience for laziness

  • He spoiled his wife, kids, and grandkids

  • He would give anyone in need the shirt off his back

  • He saved my ass when I needed it most-I didn't ask, he just "knew" I needed help

  • He underwent open heart surgery at least three times, the last with a zero chance of survival. He survived for another twelve years. The Heart Specialist in Salt Lake called him the "Miracle Man"

  • He died too soon at the age of 67

  • His family and friends still love him and he is sorely missed

Bobby, you were the best brother a girl could have! I'll see you at the old fishin' hole..........someday.







Saturday, March 1, 2008

Till I Kissed Ya


ME, SOMETIME DURING JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL


Today, while driving home from work, 'Till I Kissed Ya' by the Everly Brothers was playing on the Oldies radio station. Hearing it reminded me of my first experience with "real" kissing, or at least what seemed real when a girl was in seventh grade.

My Junior High school years were spent at Franklin Junior High in Pocatello, ID, one of four in the City. I had some interesting adventures while attending that school, one being introduced to a whole bunch of new kids who had spent their grade-school years in different schools than I had. Most of us were struggling with the changes from being little kids to becoming full-blown obnoxious teenagers. The girls were experimenting with make-up, hair color, and the latest styles in boy-attracting clothes. Our shapes and sizes covered a myriad of different degrees of development, some already wearing bras of various and sundry sizes, while others were spending their nights praying for those little buds on their chests to come forth and blossom and..........for some dream boat of a boy to notice.

The boys.............they struggled with their changing voices, prayed for the peach fuzz on their faces to change to real, scratch-your-face whiskers saturated in girl attracting Old Spice after-save. Other than that, they never grew up, as is common with the male species.

Well, after a couple of months of getting acquainted and establishing a group of special friends, both boys and girls, we started our three years of social activities at good old Franklin. One of the "Crowd", (as we called ourselves), Carol, was from one of the city's wealthy families. Late in the Fall of that year, Carol's parents agreed to allow her to have a girl/boy party at their home, a beautiful two story Colonial in a higher-end neighborhood of town. Of course our group was super hyped at the prospect of this party, the planning of which went on for about three weeks. No one had a "date" but we all had our hopes.

That Friday night finally came with each of us spending every minute. after school that day, getting beautiful for the 7:00 o'clock event. We primped, we giggled, we changed clothes, we primped some more, giggled some more, changed clothes again and again until we became what we considered an image of perfection. It was exhausting, I tell ya. Then we were off, driven by my brother Bob, to the place where new adventures would begin. It was a first time event for every person invited.

The house was gorgeous! It was large, decorated in the latest fashion and furnished to perfection. We were greeted at the door by the Maid who took our coats and showed us to the "Rec" room in the basement, another awesome sight for most of us who came from poor working families. Music was playing on the stereo, the lights were low, and a large table was laden with sandwiches, snacks, desserts and drinks, ready for our taking.

After all of the invited guests had arrived, there was a short period of awkwardness. Not having done this before, we weren't sure what to do, especially with the Maid hangin' around. She became bored with us quickly though, excusing herself to the upper living quarters, inviting us to have some fun and make ourselves at home. OK!

Soon we were singing along with the music, chatting, and some of us stumbling over our own feet, or the feet of some poor boy as we attempted to dance, again a first for most of us. This brought on laughter, wise cracks and teasing but we were having fun and getting more and more comfortable at our first boy/girl party.

Lips
It wasn't long before someone suggested we play "Spin the Bottle" and we all knew what that meant. Being rather bold and an adventure seeking person, I suggested we skip the little kids game, pick a partner and just start kissing. Surprizingly, I didn't have to say it twice, the partnerships had apparently been formed sometime during the two hours of dancing. I hadn't noticed because I was too busy chatting, snacking and trying to dance, at least once, with every boy there, whether they wanted to or not. I was having a ball but ended up without a partner.

So did Gordy H. We were good friends and weren't in the least bit interested in each other as a couple, but.........there we were, with no choice but each other. Other than a peck on the cheek from Eddie Dibble on the last day of sixth grade, my lips had never touched those of the opposite sex. To make matters worse, everyone else was waiting for me to be the first, or to put my money where my mouth was, no pun intended.

I gave Gordy a "Help Me!" look, he said "OK, let's do it." , took me in his arms and planted a quick, dry kiss on my pinched, tight mouth. It was awful! Everyone was tittering behind the hands which covered their mouths and I was beet-red and humiliated. However, I'm not a quitter, so I said, "Gordy, we're going to do this 'til we get it right!"

Get it right, we did. We even won the contest for the longest kiss that night....fifteen minutes!
We practiced until the kissing was perfect, our warm, soft lips embracing the other's tenderly. Gordy was my friend, and I his. We never kissed each other again after that delightful night.

Since then I've tasted some pretty good lips and some pretty damn bad ones, most of which are long forgotten memories, but Gordy's sweet lips will have a place in my heart forever because they were the first I ever tasted.


Fireworks Kiss Gordy loved the mouth thing, he grew up to become a Dentist. Life is good...............